Hand-selected from the finest driveways, riverbeds, and parking lots across the continental United States. Each rock is unique. Just like you.
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"It's a rock." â Gary
Smoother than most. Ideal for corner offices.
All the rock, but smaller.
Gary doesn't know either.
For when a regular rock isn't enough.
3 rocks in a burlap sack. Perfect.
Real reviews from real people who bought rocks
"I bought The Classic as a joke for my husband. He cried. Five stars."
"I've purchased rocks from other vendors. They were, frankly, embarrassing. Gary's rocks are the real deal."
"The Mystery Rock turned out to be a piece of asphalt. Gary called it 'urban provenance.' I respect that."
"Bought The Boulder. Can confirm it is large. Gary personally emailed to apologize for the shipping delay."
"My therapist says I have too many rocks. My therapist does not understand artisanal geology."
"Gifted The Pebble to my boss. Got a promotion. Coincidence? Maybe. Probably. Yes."
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